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Do you know what time it is dear friends?  It is a sad and frightening time in all our lives.  It’s time to schedule twelve hour days into your gcal so you don’t forget and tell people you are free; it’s time to redeem your Lexis points for Starbucks giftcards; it’s time to download outlines off of eaglei; it’s time to get ready for exams!

3L Reflections:

I’m so excited that it is time for the Auction again!  At the risk of being totally bourgey (thank you 3d world spelling consultants!), I have to say that I love the special glamour of a charity event.  The more decadent you are, the better a person you are being, and frivolity has the impramatur (please note deft Roman Catholic reference) of normativity.  

Ask a 3L:

Dear Agony Aunt,

I feel like the people waiting behind me in line for the microwave in the cafeteria want to kill me. What if anything can I do about it?

—Left holding leftovers

Agony Aunt: Techniques of Gratitude

Dear Agony Aunt, should I join the facebook groups for LSA candidates I don’t plan to vote for, just to be nice?

From: Frightened by Friend Requests 

I would have baked a cake!

This one actually, to celebrate my feelings about leaving law school:

I was intrigued to read Todd’s article today, because I am wondering about something similar…but I instead am gripped by terror at the thought of multi-tasking in the real world, AFTER law school.

Once I have a job (let’s just assume that’s a possibility, for now) what happens on a day like today, when I was positive that if I didn’t sleep until eleven I would actually die?